1 00:00:04,405 --> 00:00:05,206 GOOD WORK, DAD. 2 00:00:05,239 --> 00:00:08,109 COME ON, HENRY. LIGHTEN UP, ALL RIGHT? 3 00:00:08,142 --> 00:00:08,876 HOW CAN I? 4 00:00:08,909 --> 00:00:10,344 SANTA CLAUS ISN'T COMING TONIGHT! 5 00:00:10,378 --> 00:00:12,746 SO WHAT? WE'RE STILL GONNA HAVE A GREAT CHRISTMAS. 6 00:00:12,780 --> 00:00:14,215 I MEAN, PRESENTS, STOCKINGS, 7 00:00:14,248 --> 00:00:15,383 THE WHOLE 9 YARDS. 8 00:00:15,416 --> 00:00:16,784 PRESENTS? STOCKINGS? 9 00:00:16,817 --> 00:00:20,020 THAT'S WHAT SANTA DOES! 10 00:00:20,321 --> 00:00:23,157 HEY, HENRY! OH, BETTER NOT POUT. 11 00:00:23,191 --> 00:00:25,659 OH, I'M WAY PAST POUTING. 12 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:28,662 WHAT HAPPENED? I WAS JUST ON MY WAY DOWN 13 00:00:28,696 --> 00:00:30,298 TO SEE YOU PLAY JOSEPH AT THE MANGER. 14 00:00:30,331 --> 00:00:31,599 WELL, YOU MISSED A HECK OF A SHOW. 15 00:00:31,632 --> 00:00:36,137 [O LITTLE TOWN OF BETHLEHEM PLAYING] 16 00:00:36,170 --> 00:00:38,472 [BAA] 17 00:00:40,508 --> 00:00:41,575 OH, STOP IT! 18 00:00:41,609 --> 00:00:42,843 OW! OW! 19 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:44,412 YOU WERE AMBUSHED BY ELVES? 20 00:00:44,445 --> 00:00:47,215 YEAH, YEAH. SANTA'S ELVES. 21 00:00:47,248 --> 00:00:50,284 THE FAT BASTARD SICKED 'EM ON ME. 22 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:51,852 BUT YOUR DAD IS SANTA. 23 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:57,125 YEAH, AND HE'S A FAT BASTARD, AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 24 00:00:57,158 --> 00:01:00,294 CHRISTMAS IS GONNA BE SO MUCH BETTER THIS YEAR WITHOUT HIM. 25 00:01:00,328 --> 00:01:01,762 HE'S NOT COMING?! 26 00:01:01,795 --> 00:01:03,497 UH-UH, NOPE. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M FINE WITH IT. 27 00:01:03,531 --> 00:01:05,799 BECAUSE EVERY YEAR, HE MANAGES TO STEAMROLL 28 00:01:05,833 --> 00:01:07,135 RIGHT OVER MY CHRISTMAS. 29 00:01:07,168 --> 00:01:08,102 OH, NO, NO, NO. NO, WALT HAS TO COME, 30 00:01:08,136 --> 00:01:10,738 'CAUSE EVERY YEAR, HENRY SNEAKS OUT OF HIS BED 31 00:01:10,771 --> 00:01:12,706 TO GET THAT LITTLE PEAK AT SANTA CLAUS. 32 00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:14,375 HEY, LOOK, HENRY'S GONNA HAVE A GOOD CHRISTMAS. 33 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:15,276 OK, TRUST ME. 34 00:01:15,309 --> 00:01:16,810 HEY, SWEETIE, YOU WANT A CHRISTMAS COOKIE? 35 00:01:16,844 --> 00:01:19,313 I MADE YOU THIS SNOWMAN. 36 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:22,483 THAT'S THE SPIRIT, BUDDY. 37 00:01:27,888 --> 00:01:30,090 THERE IT GOES. 38 00:01:44,605 --> 00:01:45,806 HENRY'S STILL PRETTY UPSET. 39 00:01:45,839 --> 00:01:46,907 OH, HE'S GONNA GET OVER IT. 40 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:49,243 COULDN'T YOU JUST RUIN CHRISTMAS THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY? 41 00:01:49,277 --> 00:01:52,613 JUST GET DRUNK AND FALL DOWN THE FIREPLACE? 42 00:01:53,481 --> 00:01:55,483 NIGHT'S STILL YOUNG. 43 00:01:56,484 --> 00:01:57,618 Claudia: AH, FINALLY. 44 00:01:57,651 --> 00:02:00,454 WHOA! HEY, MAN, YOU GOT THAT TREE FOR FREE? 45 00:02:00,488 --> 00:02:01,255 DIDN'T I SAY I WOULD? 46 00:02:01,289 --> 00:02:02,856 YEAH, YOU SAID YOU WOULD 2 WEEKS AGO. 47 00:02:02,890 --> 00:02:03,724 IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE. 48 00:02:03,757 --> 00:02:05,793 WELL, I GOT IT HERE WITH A DAY TO SPARE. 49 00:02:05,826 --> 00:02:08,762 JUST GET IT IN THE STAND. I'LL GO GET THE DECORATIONS. 50 00:02:08,796 --> 00:02:10,398 HEE HEE HEE! YES! YES! 51 00:02:10,431 --> 00:02:12,700 DEAN LEFT THIS GIFT FOR ME ON THE FRONT PORCH. 52 00:02:12,733 --> 00:02:14,468 HE IS SO SWEET! LOOK! 53 00:02:14,502 --> 00:02:15,769 HE EVEN WRAPPED IT HIMSELF. 54 00:02:15,803 --> 00:02:18,206 HOW SWEET IS THAT?! 55 00:02:18,606 --> 00:02:20,774 IT SAYS "LOVE." 56 00:02:21,809 --> 00:02:23,777 LOVE! 57 00:02:23,811 --> 00:02:25,746 WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE LOOKING AT? 58 00:02:25,779 --> 00:02:27,881 THIS IS PERSONAL. 59 00:02:29,550 --> 00:02:30,751 WHAT'S WITH THE GETUP? 60 00:02:30,784 --> 00:02:34,555 I WAS PLAYING JOSEPH DOWN AT THE LIVING MANGER AT THE CHURCH. 61 00:02:34,588 --> 00:02:36,690 WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO THAT? 62 00:02:37,458 --> 00:02:38,526 FOR THE KIDS, MAN. FOR THE KIDS. 63 00:02:38,559 --> 00:02:40,628 YOU KNOW, LAST YEAR, I COULDN'T PRY 'EM AWAY FROM IT. 64 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:45,799 [O COME, ALL YE FAITHFUL PLAYING] 65 00:02:51,472 --> 00:02:55,409 DAD, WE WEREN'T LOOKING AT JOSEPH. 66 00:02:55,876 --> 00:02:57,678 OH, MAN. 67 00:02:57,711 --> 00:02:58,546 WOW. 68 00:02:58,579 --> 00:03:01,715 DOES THAT GOAT KNOW THAT THAT'S A SHEEP? 69 00:03:01,749 --> 00:03:03,984 IT DOESN'T CARE. 70 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:05,486 GROSS. 71 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:07,288 OK, YOU KIDS READY TO GO HOME? 72 00:03:07,321 --> 00:03:08,456 IN A MINUTE. 73 00:03:08,489 --> 00:03:10,691 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? I WISH SOMEONE WOULD'VE TOLD ME THAT 74 00:03:10,724 --> 00:03:11,892 WHEN I SIGNED UP FOR THE GIG. 75 00:03:11,925 --> 00:03:15,796 SHEEP AND A GOAT-- THAT COULD BE DANGEROUS. 76 00:03:15,829 --> 00:03:17,765 THEY COULD SPAWN A HYBRID CREATURE 77 00:03:17,798 --> 00:03:21,502 WITH STRENGTH OF A GOAT AND THE CUNNING OF A SHEEP. 78 00:03:21,835 --> 00:03:23,471 HENRY! WE'RE GONNA TRIM THE TREE! 79 00:03:23,504 --> 00:03:25,673 Henry: TRIM IT YOURSELF! 80 00:03:26,374 --> 00:03:28,376 THAT ISN'T NICE. 81 00:03:28,409 --> 00:03:29,777 MOM, WHAT'S WITH HIM? 82 00:03:29,810 --> 00:03:30,844 OH, WELL, THANKS TO YOUR DAD, 83 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:31,812 SANTA'S NOT COMING TONIGHT. 84 00:03:31,845 --> 00:03:33,747 DID YOU TICK THE OLD MAN OFF? 85 00:03:33,781 --> 00:03:36,417 NO, NO, NO. DAD TICKED ME OFF. 86 00:03:36,450 --> 00:03:37,785 HO HO HO! 87 00:03:37,818 --> 00:03:40,788 WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE SANTA TO BRING YOU THIS YEAR? 88 00:03:40,821 --> 00:03:43,591 AN ASTRO JAMMER BATTLE BUGGY. 89 00:03:43,624 --> 00:03:47,027 WELL, SINCE YOU'VE BEEN SUCH A GOOD BOY, 90 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:51,365 SANTA'S GONNA PUT THAT ON HIS SLEIGH JUST FOR YOU. 91 00:03:51,399 --> 00:03:51,999 REALLY?! 92 00:03:52,032 --> 00:03:54,468 YES, OF COURSE. HA HA HA! 93 00:03:54,502 --> 00:03:57,571 WE SPENT 3 MONTHS TRYING TO TALK HIM OUT OF THAT THING. 94 00:03:57,605 --> 00:04:01,575 * DEEP-TREAD TIRES FOR ALL-WHEEL TRACTION * 95 00:04:01,609 --> 00:04:05,579 * RUBBER-TIPPED MISSILES FOR SAFE KILLING ACTION * 96 00:04:05,613 --> 00:04:06,314 TV: * REAL JAMMING 97 00:04:06,347 --> 00:04:10,418 * ASTRO JAMMER BATTLE BUGGY * 98 00:04:10,451 --> 00:04:12,520 I WANT THAT! 99 00:04:12,553 --> 00:04:13,454 NO. 100 00:04:13,487 --> 00:04:15,356 BUT IT COMES WITH EVERYTHING YOU SEE HERE! 101 00:04:15,389 --> 00:04:19,560 IT'S TOO EXPENSIVE, AND THERE'S NO USE FOR IT. 102 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:21,762 I CAN PICK UP GROCERIES IN IT, 103 00:04:21,795 --> 00:04:22,863 AND SEE IN THAT PICTURE? 104 00:04:22,896 --> 00:04:24,665 THE CAT'S RUNNING AWAY FROM IT. 105 00:04:24,698 --> 00:04:26,400 NO MORE WORRYING ABOUT CATS. 106 00:04:26,434 --> 00:04:27,935 HONEY, THAT TOY IS DESIGNED FOR PEOPLE 107 00:04:27,968 --> 00:04:29,870 WITH A LOT OF OPEN LAND. 108 00:04:29,903 --> 00:04:32,340 NO, IT'S NOT! IT'S ALL-TERRAIN! 109 00:04:32,373 --> 00:04:33,841 IT EVEN GOES UP CURBS! 110 00:04:33,874 --> 00:04:36,744 HENRY, FIGHTING MACHINES ARE GIRLS' TOYS. 111 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:37,478 THEY ARE? 112 00:04:37,511 --> 00:04:40,781 YEAH...YEAH. YOU SEE THAT MIRROR? 113 00:04:40,814 --> 00:04:42,783 THAT'S FOR CHECKING YOUR MAKEUP. 114 00:04:42,816 --> 00:04:45,586 OH. 115 00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:46,687 ALL THAT WORK FOR NOTHING. 116 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:48,522 OH, NO, NO, NO. IT WASN'T FOR NOTHING. 117 00:04:48,556 --> 00:04:50,758 BECAUSE WALT GETS TO COME OFF GREAT, OK? 118 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:52,092 HE GETS TO BE THE BIG GENEROUS HERO, 119 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:55,663 AND I'M JUST THE DAD THAT DISAPPOINTS HIS KID ON CHRISTMAS MORNING. 120 00:04:55,696 --> 00:04:58,098 YOU KNOW, DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT CHRISTMASES WERE LIKE 121 00:04:58,131 --> 00:04:59,767 WHEN WE WERE KIDS? 122 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,635 DAD? 123 00:05:01,669 --> 00:05:03,904 CAN I GET AN EVEL KNIEVEL STUNT CYCLE 124 00:05:03,937 --> 00:05:05,339 FOR CHRISTMAS? NO. 125 00:05:05,373 --> 00:05:07,808 BUT EVERY KID'S GONNA HAVE ONE. 126 00:05:07,841 --> 00:05:10,478 NOT YOU. 127 00:05:10,944 --> 00:05:11,945 THEY ONLY COST $15. 128 00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:13,681 YOU'RE NOT GETTING EVEL KNIEVEL. 129 00:05:13,714 --> 00:05:16,784 YOU'RE GETTING PANTS AND A YO-YO, 130 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:20,388 AND YOU'D BETTER ACT SURPRISED. 131 00:05:20,421 --> 00:05:21,689 I REMEMBER THAT CHRISTMAS. 132 00:05:21,722 --> 00:05:23,791 I GOT A DICTIONARY AND A VEST. 133 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:26,093 YEAH, AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T GET BEANED WITH A YO-YO 134 00:05:26,126 --> 00:05:27,895 FOR NOT ACTING SURPRISED. 135 00:05:27,928 --> 00:05:31,932 GOOD LORD, YOU GUYS GREW UP IN A DICKENS NOVEL. 136 00:05:31,965 --> 00:05:32,900 IT WAS MORE LIKE BUKOWSKI. 137 00:05:32,933 --> 00:05:35,469 HEY, YOU KNOW, I HAD EVERY REASON TO BE UPSET. 138 00:05:35,503 --> 00:05:38,506 DOES YOUR DAD KNOW HOW MUCH THOSE BUGGY THINGS COST? 139 00:05:38,539 --> 00:05:39,507 I TOLD HIM. 140 00:05:39,540 --> 00:05:41,842 350 BUCKS! THAT'S INSANE! 141 00:05:41,875 --> 00:05:42,643 YEAH, DAD. YEAH, IT IS, OK? 142 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:43,644 SO YOU GOTTA GET HIM BACK ON YOUR LAP 143 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:45,513 AND TELL HIM HE'S NOT GETTING THE BATTLE BUGGY. 144 00:05:45,546 --> 00:05:46,880 ALL RIGHT? TELL HIM THAT YOU, UH, 145 00:05:46,914 --> 00:05:47,615 YOU RAN OUT OF 'EM. 146 00:05:47,648 --> 00:05:49,517 SANTA DOESN'T RUN OUT OF THINGS. 147 00:05:49,550 --> 00:05:53,387 LOOK, WHATEVER. TELL HIM THAT THE ELVES WENT ON STRIKE. 148 00:05:53,421 --> 00:05:54,822 THE ELVES AREN'T UNIONIZED. 149 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:56,590 LOOK, IT'S YOUR PROBLEM, ALL RIGHT? 150 00:05:56,624 --> 00:05:57,391 YOU TOLD HIM HE'S GETTING IT, 151 00:05:57,425 --> 00:05:59,760 AND NOW YOU GOTTA TELL HIM HE'S NOT. 152 00:05:59,793 --> 00:06:02,029 HO HO HO! 153 00:06:02,062 --> 00:06:03,464 I'M NOT GONNA DO IT. 154 00:06:03,497 --> 00:06:04,164 YOU HAVE TO. 155 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:05,499 SANTA'S JOB ISN'T TO TELL KIDS 156 00:06:05,533 --> 00:06:06,767 THEY CAN'T HAVE THINGS. 157 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:07,901 SANTA'S A YES-MAN. 158 00:06:07,935 --> 00:06:08,736 OH, GREAT, NOW YOU'RE A YES-MAN. 159 00:06:08,769 --> 00:06:10,037 REMEMBER WHEN I WAS A KID AND I WANTED 160 00:06:10,070 --> 00:06:11,705 THE EVEL KNIEVEL STUNT CYCLE? 161 00:06:11,739 --> 00:06:13,106 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! 162 00:06:13,140 --> 00:06:16,176 OH, GOD! OF COURSE HE DOESN'T REMEMBER! 163 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:17,010 GET OUT OF HERE! 164 00:06:17,044 --> 00:06:18,812 HEY, I'M GOING. ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING. 165 00:06:18,846 --> 00:06:20,914 I'M GOING. 166 00:06:21,749 --> 00:06:23,551 OH! OH, MAN, I'M SORRY! 167 00:06:23,584 --> 00:06:25,686 I THOUGHT YOU WERE CARDBOARD! 168 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:27,888 OH...OH. 169 00:06:27,921 --> 00:06:30,458 YOU BROUGHT VIOLENCE TO CHRISTMAS TOWN? 170 00:06:30,491 --> 00:06:32,926 IT WAS SANTA LAND, 171 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:33,727 AND YES. 172 00:06:33,761 --> 00:06:36,864 [GIGGLING] LOOK AT WHAT DEAN GOT ME. 173 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:39,467 OH, GREAT. THE BOYFRIEND GOT YOU UNDERWEAR. 174 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:41,469 IT'S INCREDIBLY ROMANTIC, 175 00:06:41,502 --> 00:06:43,170 AND TO PROVE IT, HE EVEN WROTE "LOVE." 176 00:06:43,203 --> 00:06:44,972 SEE, "LOVE, DEAN." 177 00:06:45,005 --> 00:06:46,740 THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE DEAN. 178 00:06:46,774 --> 00:06:48,976 NO, IT JUST GOT A LITTLE SMUDGED OUTSIDE. 179 00:06:49,009 --> 00:06:51,912 I DON'T THINK THAT'S A "D." 180 00:06:51,945 --> 00:06:53,581 NO, IT'S AN "H." 181 00:06:53,614 --> 00:06:54,748 NO, IT'S NOT. 182 00:06:54,782 --> 00:06:55,549 LOOKS MORE LIKE A "B." 183 00:06:55,583 --> 00:06:58,619 NO, IT SAYS "D." IT'S FROM DEAN, OK? 184 00:06:58,652 --> 00:07:03,591 IF IT WERE "B" IT-- OH, GOD. 185 00:07:03,624 --> 00:07:04,992 BRAD. 186 00:07:05,025 --> 00:07:06,927 OK, COULD THAT SAY "BRAD"? 187 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:08,762 I DON'T KNOW. IT MIGHT. 188 00:07:08,796 --> 00:07:10,163 OOH, IT WOULD BE JUST LIKE THAT DUMB BUTT 189 00:07:10,197 --> 00:07:15,068 TO GET ME SOMETHING SO DORKY AND GROSS! 190 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:17,705 OK, I'VE STUDIED IT. 191 00:07:17,738 --> 00:07:18,972 ALL RIGHT, HERE'S WHAT YOU GOT. 192 00:07:19,006 --> 00:07:21,875 IT COULD EITHER BE FROM BRAD OR DEAN. 193 00:07:21,909 --> 00:07:24,678 OR A GUY CALLED "BEAD." 194 00:07:24,712 --> 00:07:29,617 OR "DREN" OR POSSIBLY "BLEG." 195 00:07:29,650 --> 00:07:33,053 GREAT. SO HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIND OUT? 196 00:07:33,086 --> 00:07:34,087 WHY DON'T YOU JUST ASK HIM? 197 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:36,023 WELL, IF I ASK DEAN AND HE DIDN'T GIVE IT TO ME, 198 00:07:36,056 --> 00:07:37,090 HE'S GONNA THINK THAT I'M HINTING 199 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:38,125 THAT HE SHOULD'VE, AND I'M NOT. 200 00:07:38,158 --> 00:07:40,127 AND IF I ASK BRAD AND HE DIDN'T GIVE 'EM TO ME, 201 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:41,629 HE'S GONNA THINK I WISH HE HAD, 202 00:07:41,662 --> 00:07:44,932 AND I DON'T! I HATE CHRISTMAS! 203 00:07:46,099 --> 00:07:49,503 ALL RIGHT, THE TREE'S READY. THROW ALL YOUR CRAP ON IT. 204 00:07:49,537 --> 00:07:51,972 GOD, IT'S ALMOST 8:00, 205 00:07:52,005 --> 00:07:54,107 AND WE HAVEN'T EVEN DECORATED THE TREE. 206 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:56,744 QUALITY TAKES TIME. 207 00:07:56,777 --> 00:07:59,012 YEAH, THAT, AND WE DIDN'T START LOOKING 208 00:07:59,046 --> 00:08:01,148 TILL AFTER 5:00. 209 00:08:06,286 --> 00:08:08,288 HOW MUCH LONGER DO WE HAVE TO SIT HERE? 210 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:11,291 NOT MUCH LONGER. AT 5:00, THIS PLACE CLOSES, 211 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:15,062 AND THAT LAST TREE GETS THROWN IN THE DUMPSTER. 212 00:08:15,095 --> 00:08:17,130 IT'S MEANT FOR US. 213 00:08:19,099 --> 00:08:19,967 NO, YOU DON'T. 214 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,869 NO, YOU DON'T! 215 00:08:21,902 --> 00:08:24,104 I'M SORRY, FOLKS. TOO LATE. WE'RE CLOSED. 216 00:08:24,137 --> 00:08:26,707 CAN WE JUST BUY THAT LAST TREE? 217 00:08:26,740 --> 00:08:28,075 ON CHRISTMAS EVE? 218 00:08:28,108 --> 00:08:30,744 SORRY, FOLKS. YOU CAN'T WAIT UNTIL NOW 219 00:08:30,778 --> 00:08:31,812 TO GET A TREE, ALL RIGHT? 220 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:34,582 THIS ONE'S BEEN PROMISED TO THE LIEUTENANT GOVERNOR. 221 00:08:34,615 --> 00:08:35,515 IT HAS? 222 00:08:35,549 --> 00:08:37,050 THAT'S RIGHT. YOU'D BETTER GET OUT OF HERE, 223 00:08:37,084 --> 00:08:39,052 'CAUSE IF HE SEES YOU EYEBALLING HIS TREE-- 224 00:08:39,086 --> 00:08:41,054 I'M JUST SAYING. 225 00:08:41,088 --> 00:08:41,789 WHAT'S GOING ON? 226 00:08:41,822 --> 00:08:44,224 IT'S OK, STEVE. I GOT THIS ONE. 227 00:08:44,257 --> 00:08:45,993 MY NAME IS WARREN, 228 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:47,260 AND WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? 229 00:08:47,294 --> 00:08:50,998 WARREN, IT'S 5:00. YOU'RE CLOSED. 230 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:52,600 TAKE THE SIGN DOWN. 231 00:08:52,633 --> 00:08:54,768 I CLOSE AT 6:00. 232 00:08:54,802 --> 00:08:58,271 I WANT TO TALK TO STEVE. 233 00:08:58,305 --> 00:08:59,840 WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST BUY IT? 234 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:01,575 I DON'T BUY TREES. IT'S NOT RIGHT. 235 00:09:01,609 --> 00:09:02,676 IT'S PEOPLE TRYING TO PROFIT 236 00:09:02,710 --> 00:09:04,878 FROM THE BIRTH OF OUR LORD. 237 00:09:04,912 --> 00:09:06,079 Sean, whispering: Hey, hey. 238 00:09:06,113 --> 00:09:07,147 Is Henry still in bed? 239 00:09:07,180 --> 00:09:08,115 Claudia: YEAH. GREAT. WHOO! 240 00:09:08,148 --> 00:09:11,184 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU SANTA CLAUS! 241 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:13,887 A KICK-ASS SANTA CLAUS. 242 00:09:13,921 --> 00:09:16,089 WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT? 243 00:09:16,123 --> 00:09:16,957 IN THE ATTIC. 244 00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:20,594 [CHUCKLES] OH, YEAH, WE DON'T NEED WALT. 245 00:09:20,628 --> 00:09:23,063 I SHOULD'VE DONE THIS GIG YEARS AGO. 246 00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:24,231 THERE'S SPIDERS IN THAT. 247 00:09:24,264 --> 00:09:27,167 AAH! GOD! YUCK! 248 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:29,803 LOOK, SEAN, I KNOW HAVE EVERY REASON 249 00:09:29,837 --> 00:09:30,938 TO WANT TO KILL YOUR DAD. 250 00:09:30,971 --> 00:09:31,905 BUT THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU. 251 00:09:31,939 --> 00:09:34,742 THIS IS ABOUT HENRY. IT'S ABOUT CHRISTMAS EVE. 252 00:09:34,775 --> 00:09:37,310 CAN'T YOU JUST CALL WALT AND ASK HIM TO COME OVER? 253 00:09:37,344 --> 00:09:38,345 NO, I DON'T WANT HIM TO COME OVER. 254 00:09:38,378 --> 00:09:40,280 AND EVEN IF I DID, WHICH I DON'T, 255 00:09:40,313 --> 00:09:42,349 IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 256 00:09:42,382 --> 00:09:43,751 WHY NOT? 257 00:09:43,784 --> 00:09:46,620 WELL, JOSEPH, BACK AT THE MANGER, 258 00:09:46,654 --> 00:09:49,757 WELL, HE TOOK THINGS TO THE NEXT LEVEL. 259 00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:51,959 WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT THESE HANDS, 260 00:09:51,992 --> 00:09:54,762 THE HANDS OF A LOWLY, SIMPLE CARPENTER, 261 00:09:54,795 --> 00:09:59,933 WOULD ONE DAY CRADLE A CHILD SUCH AS THIS? 262 00:09:59,967 --> 00:10:01,268 UH, DON'T WAVE, JESUS. 263 00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:03,136 HEY, I'M THE BIG DRAW HERE. 264 00:10:03,170 --> 00:10:04,672 PLEASE, JUST TAKE IT EASY, PAL. 265 00:10:04,705 --> 00:10:07,274 BEHOLD BY THE LIGHT OF YON STAR 266 00:10:07,307 --> 00:10:09,910 THAT THESE 3 WISE MEN HAVE COME 267 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:12,846 TO LOOK AT THE SON OF GOD. 268 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:13,513 OW! 269 00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:15,215 THIS GOAT IS EATING MY SOCK! 270 00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:17,084 Sean: COME FORWARD, 271 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:19,119 REJOICE, GATHER ROUND, 272 00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:22,756 FOR TODAY OUR SAVIOR IS BORN! 273 00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:28,729 LOOK, I ADMIT IT WASN'T THE GREATEST MANGER SCENE EVER, 274 00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:31,799 BUT YOU KNOW, WE WERE KIND OF GETTING INTO THE SPIRIT, 275 00:10:31,832 --> 00:10:34,702 AND THE CROWD SEEMED TO BE EATING IT UP. 276 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:39,406 BEHOLD THE GIFTS BESTOWED UPON THIS CHILD 277 00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:42,242 BY THIS TRIUMVIRATE OF WISE MEN. 278 00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:46,714 BEHOLD! CAN--CAN THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK BEHOLD? 279 00:10:46,747 --> 00:10:48,448 CAN THE PEOPLE IN THE FRONT PLEASE MAKE ROOM 280 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:51,985 FOR THOSE IN THE BACK WHO HAVE DIFFICULTY BEHOLDING? 281 00:10:52,019 --> 00:10:53,120 Walt: HO HO HO! 282 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:56,156 MERRY CHRISTMAS! 283 00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:57,124 Kids: SANTA! SANTA! 284 00:10:57,157 --> 00:11:00,260 IT'S SANTA! LET'S GO! YAY! 285 00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:04,297 NO. NO, NO. BEHOLD JESUS, NOT SANTA. 286 00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:05,432 HIM, NOT HIM! 287 00:11:05,465 --> 00:11:07,334 Walt: HO HO HO! 288 00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:10,771 COME BACK! MERRY CHRISTMAS! 289 00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:12,305 [CROWD CHEERING] 290 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:15,142 Walt: YOU'RE GETTING PANTS AND A YO-YO. 291 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:16,376 PANTS AND A YO-YO! 292 00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:21,281 I'M NOT GONNA DO IT. SANTA'S A YES-MAN. 293 00:11:21,314 --> 00:11:22,082 HO HO HO! 294 00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:24,785 PANTS AND A YO-YO. PANTS AND A YO-YO. 295 00:11:24,818 --> 00:11:26,353 PANTS AND A YO-YO! 296 00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:28,956 HO HO HO! PANTS AND A YO-YO. 297 00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:31,024 PANTS AND A YO-YO. PANTS AND A YO-YO. 298 00:11:31,058 --> 00:11:33,126 PANTS AND A YO-YO. PANTS AND A YO-YO. 299 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:36,363 PANTS AND A YO-YO. 300 00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:40,367 [CROWD CHEERING] 301 00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:54,782 SANTA'S BEEN HIT! SANTA'S BEEN HIT! 302 00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:59,186 IT WAS JOSEPH. HE DID IT. 303 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:00,153 GET HIM! 304 00:12:00,187 --> 00:12:01,755 Brad: I GOT YOUR BACK, MR. FINNERTY. I GOT YA! 305 00:12:01,789 --> 00:12:04,057 WHAT YOU GOT? WHAT YOU GOT? 306 00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:14,501 Sean: HEY! OW! 307 00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:18,038 [BEEP] 308 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:19,372 DO YOU REALLY THINK THE MICROWAVE'S 309 00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:20,073 GONNA KILL SPIDERS? 310 00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:23,176 THAT OR GIVE THEM SUPERPOWERS. 311 00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:24,544 YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO JUST CALL WALT? 312 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:27,514 NO WAY, BABY. LOOK, I'VE KICKED BACK ALL THESE YEARS 313 00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:29,116 WATCHING HIM HAVE FUN, ALL RIGHT? 314 00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:30,450 IT'S MY TURN TO BE SANTA. 315 00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:32,052 I'M GONNA CHANGE THINGS UP, 316 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:32,920 PUT A LITTLE FUNK ON IT. 317 00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:35,488 YOU'RE GONNA PUT A LITTLE FUNK ON SANTA? 318 00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:38,225 YEAH! THERE'S NO REASON SANTA COULDN'T BE COOL, 319 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:39,259 YOU KNOW, APPEAL TO KIDS, 320 00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:42,796 HAVE A LITTLE SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR THE LADIES. 321 00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:45,365 MAC DADDY SANTA. 322 00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:47,234 THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 323 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:48,936 I JUST HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 324 00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:50,904 [CHUCKLES] I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. 325 00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:53,473 YOU JUST WATCH-- [SCREAMS] 326 00:12:53,506 --> 00:12:57,410 OW! HOT, HOT, OH! 327 00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:58,211 LILY? 328 00:12:58,245 --> 00:13:01,148 BRAD, I'M IN HERE. 329 00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:02,115 WOW! 330 00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:05,452 UH...DO YOU APPROVE? 331 00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:07,988 OF YOU NOT WEARING PANTS? 332 00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:09,923 YES! 333 00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:11,491 NO, OF THE BOXER SHORTS. 334 00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:13,260 I HOPE THEY WEREN'T TOO EXPENSIVE? 335 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:17,030 I WOULDN'T KNOW. MY MOM ONLY BUYS ME BRIEFS. 336 00:13:17,064 --> 00:13:20,133 SHE SAYS BOYS NEED SUPPORT, YOU KNOW? 337 00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:24,271 BRAD, AM I WEARING YOUR CHRISTMAS PRESENT? 338 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:27,407 MAYBE. I DON'T KNOW. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 339 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:30,243 HOW CAN I TELL IF YOU'RE WEARING MY PERFUME? 340 00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:32,112 YOU GOT ME PERFUME? 341 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,513 YEAH. YES! 342 00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:35,548 I KNEW YOU'D LIKE IT. I DIDN'T-- 343 00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:37,885 WHAT? THE PERFUME? 344 00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:40,253 OH, YEAH. THANK YOU. 345 00:13:40,287 --> 00:13:42,990 OK, YOU CAN GO NOW. THANKS, YEAH. 346 00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:44,591 OH, DO YOU WANT-- THANKS FOR COMING! 347 00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:46,493 OH, GREAT. I'LL STOP BY-- 348 00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:47,460 YES! 349 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:49,329 IT ACTUALLY LOOKS KIND OF GOOD. 350 00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:51,131 YOUR CHEEKS ARE ALL ROSY. 351 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:52,065 OHH. 352 00:13:52,099 --> 00:13:54,434 HEY, MERRY CHRISTMAS, MR. AND MRS. FINNERTY. 353 00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:55,602 OH, MERRY CHRISTMAS, BRAD. 354 00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:56,836 HEY, SORRY I COULDN'T DO MORE AT THE MANGER TONIGHT, MAN. 355 00:13:56,870 --> 00:14:01,975 I GOTTA TAKE OFF MY SHIRT TO REALLY KICK SOME ASS, YOU KNOW? 356 00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:03,076 NO PROBLEM. 357 00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:05,512 YOU KNOW, BRAD, WE HAVE SOME EGGNOG IN THE KITCHEN. 358 00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:08,381 OH, GREAT. 359 00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:10,884 THAT-- 360 00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:14,254 CAN I HAVE SOME? 361 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:16,489 YES. 362 00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:17,190 OH. 363 00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:18,358 I'LL GET YOU A GLASS. COME ON. 364 00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:19,459 OH, YES! 365 00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:23,096 OK, I ADMIT IT, THIS TREE IS BEAUTIFUL. 366 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,565 WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS? 367 00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:27,434 AROUND. 368 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:31,438 YEAH, UNCLE EDDIE JUST HAPPENED TO SPOT IT. 369 00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:32,973 LET'S JUST GO HOME. 370 00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:35,208 WE'RE NEVER GONNA FIND A TREE. 371 00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:39,546 FORTUNE FAVORS THE BOLD, MY FRIEND. 372 00:14:49,156 --> 00:14:50,523 BINGO. 373 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:53,093 IT'S A HOSPITAL. 374 00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:56,329 AND THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. 375 00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:09,209 JIMMY, WHEN I SAY WATCH MY BACK, 376 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:10,510 I DON'T MEAN LOOK AT MY BACK, 377 00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:11,578 I MEAN WATCH MY BACK. 378 00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:14,681 STEALING A CHRISTMAS TREE FROM A HOSPITAL'S A CRIME. 379 00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:18,218 SO'S DUMPING TEA IN THE BOSTON HARBOR. 380 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:20,153 BUT SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA TAKE A STAND. 381 00:15:20,187 --> 00:15:22,189 BUT WE'RE NOT TAKING A STAND. 382 00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:24,224 WE'RE TAKING A CHRISTMAS TREE. 383 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:27,560 YEAH, WE'RE STRIKING BACK AT THE H.M.O.s. 384 00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:36,569 WHY ARE YOU TAKING OUR CHRISTMAS TREE? 385 00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,171 THERE'S A LIGHT BURNT, 386 00:15:38,205 --> 00:15:39,506 AND I'M TAKING IT TO MY WORKSHOP, 387 00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:41,241 AND I'M GONNA BRING IT THERE, 388 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:43,076 I'M GONNA BRING IT BACK HERE. 389 00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:45,445 OH, THANK YOU. 390 00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:47,647 YOU'RE WELCOME. SO YOU SHOULD GO BACK TO BED 391 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:48,748 AND HAVE A GOOD NIGHT. 392 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:49,649 BUT THIS IS MY FLOOR. 393 00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:51,684 THAT'S ALL RIGHT. HAVE A GOOD CHRISTMAS. 394 00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:53,987 I DON'T WANT TO GO UPSTAIRS! 395 00:15:54,021 --> 00:15:56,523 THIS IS MY FLOOR! 396 00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:58,391 YOU STOLE THEIR TREE?! 397 00:15:58,425 --> 00:15:59,492 HEY, I AM NOT A MONSTER. 398 00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:01,628 I LEFT THEM A LITTLE SOMETHING. 399 00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:05,632 Eddie: OK, JIMMY, PLUG HER IN. 400 00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:13,273 YOU ARE TAKING THIS THING BACK RIGHT NOW! 401 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:14,207 I'LL TAKE IT BACK. 402 00:16:14,241 --> 00:16:15,575 BUT YOU KNOW, I'D HATE TO SEE HENRY'S FACE 403 00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:16,676 CHRISTMAS MORNING WHEN HE WAKES UP 404 00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:18,278 AND HE FINDS HIS TREE IS GONE. 405 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:21,681 YOU'RE TAKING THIS THING BACK TOMORROW. 406 00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:23,516 HO HO HO! * YOU GOT A SANTA 407 00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:27,220 * YOU GOT A BITCHIN' SANTA, FANTASTIC SANTA * 408 00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:28,621 WHOO! 409 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,223 OH, YOU SMELL LIKE CAT PEE. 410 00:16:30,257 --> 00:16:31,791 [DOORBELL RINGS] 411 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:34,627 WELL, MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU, TOO. 412 00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:37,864 HEY. 413 00:16:37,897 --> 00:16:40,667 HEY, LOOK AT YOU, HUH? KRIS KRINGLE. 414 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:41,801 YEAH. NICE. 415 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:44,437 SO, WHAT ARE YOU GETTING ME FOR CHRISTMAS THERE, CHUBS? 416 00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:45,438 WELL, CALL ME CHUBS AGAIN, 417 00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:47,807 AND I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I GOT YOU FOR CHRISTMAS. 418 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:48,808 LILY'S UPSTAIRS. 419 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,543 HEY, THAT IS A NICE-LOOKING TREE. 420 00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:52,679 THANK YOU. IT'S STOLEN. 421 00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:54,647 COOL. 422 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,584 HEY, FINNERTY--WOW. 423 00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:58,385 DEAN, HEY. 424 00:16:58,418 --> 00:16:59,786 SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? 425 00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:02,055 UM, YOU DON'T HAVE ANY PANTS ON. 426 00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:04,591 I WANTED TO SHOW YOU YOUR CHRISTMAS PRESENT. 427 00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:07,627 NO, NO. SEE, YOUR PARENTS ARE RIGHT DOWNSTAIRS. 428 00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:10,697 SO WHAT? ALL RIGHT. 429 00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,600 HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. 430 00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:16,269 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 431 00:17:16,303 --> 00:17:17,537 WHAT AM I DOING HERE? 432 00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:19,106 I'M KNOCKING BACK SOME EGGNOG 433 00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:20,640 WITH THE LADY IN HER UNDERWEAR. 434 00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:22,575 NO, HE'S NOT. RELAX, OK? 435 00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:23,510 I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE HERE 436 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,412 WITH ANOTHER MAN OR ANYTHING. 437 00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:26,246 ALL RIGHT! 438 00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:29,349 THE SHIRT'S COMING OFF! 439 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:30,217 LET'S GO! 440 00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:32,519 BRAD! BRAD, GO HOME! 441 00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:33,553 BRAD, GO HOME. 442 00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:34,654 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 443 00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:37,290 IT'S CHRISTMAS, AND WE'LL SAVE THIS FOR ANOTHER DAY. 444 00:17:37,324 --> 00:17:40,627 BUT IF YOU HAPPEN TO SMELL SOMETHING SWEET ON HER, 445 00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:42,095 IT'S THE PERFUME I GAVE HER! 446 00:17:42,129 --> 00:17:45,064 THE SCENT OF BRAD O'KEEFE. 447 00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:48,568 GO, GO. UHH. 448 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,571 SO, UH, HE GOT YOU PERFUME, HUH? 449 00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:54,241 YEAH, BUT WHO CARES? I HATE PERFUME. 450 00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:56,576 PERFUME IS FOR OLD LADIES AND HOOKERS. 451 00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:58,678 I LIKE WHAT YOU GOT ME. 452 00:17:58,711 --> 00:18:00,447 I, UM... 453 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:01,748 I GOT YOU PERFUME. 454 00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:04,751 OH. I LIKE-- 455 00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:06,753 I LIKE PERFUME, THOUGH. I MEAN-- 456 00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:12,159 I LIKE THIS PERFUME. OH, YES, OK. 457 00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:12,892 [SNIFFS] OH! 458 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:15,328 THIS IS THE PERFUME I LIKE. 459 00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:18,165 MERRY CHRISTMAS, FINNERTY. 460 00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:18,998 Henry: HEY! 461 00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:22,369 WHY ARE YOU WEARING SANTA'S UNDERWEAR? 462 00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:24,671 WHAT? 463 00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:26,439 SANTA'S UNDERWEAR. 464 00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:28,308 I WRAPPED THEM MYSELF, AND I LEFT THEM 465 00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:29,442 ON THE FRONT PORCH FOR HIM, 466 00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:31,778 AND YOU'RE WEARING THEM! 467 00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:34,314 WHY IS EVERYBODY IN THIS FAMILY 468 00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:36,416 TRYING TO DESTROY MY CHRISTMAS?! 469 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:42,222 Claudia: HENRY FINNERTY, GET BACK IN THAT BED! 470 00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:47,694 Claudia: HENRY, I THINK I HEARD HIM. 471 00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:50,263 ARE YOU SURE? YEAH. 472 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:55,268 IT'S HIM! HE DID COME! 473 00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:57,370 HO HO HO! 474 00:18:57,704 --> 00:18:59,639 CRAP. 475 00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:02,175 MOM, WHY DID SANTA JUST USE A SWEAR WORD? 476 00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:05,212 LOOK, HE'S GOING FOR THE MILK AND COOKIES. 477 00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:09,682 MILK AND COOKIES. HO HO HO! 478 00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:12,752 OH, YES, MILK. 479 00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:17,357 OH! SOUR MILK. 480 00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:18,258 OH! 481 00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:20,727 SANTA WONDERS WHEN HENRY PUT THIS MILK OUT. 482 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:23,630 YESTERDAY. SO I WOULDN'T FORGET. 483 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:27,800 WELL, I'LL JUST SAVE THIS FOR MY THIRSTY REINDEER. 484 00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:30,203 OK, QUICK, BACK TO BED, OK, BEFORE HE SEES YOU. 485 00:19:30,237 --> 00:19:32,772 Walt: HO HO HO! WHAT'S THAT? 486 00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:34,674 [SLEIGH BELLS] Walt: HO HO HO! 487 00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:35,908 Claudia: BED! BED! 488 00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:37,710 IT'S SANTA! ANOTHER ONE! 489 00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:39,312 NO! NO, IT'S NOT ANOTHER SANTA 490 00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:42,449 HEADING FOR THE FRONT DOOR, WHICH IS UNLOCKED! 491 00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:43,883 OW! 492 00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:44,817 WHAT? 493 00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:49,689 UH...HO HO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE? 494 00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:50,657 I'M SANTA, 495 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,692 SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET BACK IN YOUR SLEIGH 496 00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:55,895 AND SHOVE OFF ON YOUR MERRY WAY THROUGH THE SNOW. 497 00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:56,729 HO HO HO! 498 00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:59,432 WELL, I THINK THERE'S SOME CONFUSION. 499 00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:01,834 SEE, I'VE BEEN COMING TO THIS HOUSE 500 00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:03,770 FOR YEARS AND YEARS, 501 00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:06,673 SPREADING JOY. HO HO! 502 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:07,807 OH, HO HO HO! 503 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,809 WELL, I KNOW THE PEOPLE IN THIS HOUSE 504 00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:11,778 WANT ME HERE INSTEAD OF YOU! 505 00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:13,746 OK, IT'S REALLY TIME FOR YOU TO GO TO BED NOW. 506 00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:15,782 NO WAY. I WANT TO SEE HOW THIS PLAYS OUT. 507 00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:17,717 WHY DON'T WE JUST GO OUTSIDE IN THE STREET 508 00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:20,019 AND DISCUSS IT SENSIBLY LIKE MEN 509 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:21,688 NEXT TO MY SLEIGH? 510 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:25,258 HO HO HO! GLADLY. 511 00:20:25,292 --> 00:20:28,428 HO HO HO! 512 00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:31,298 ALL RIGHT, DAD... 513 00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:32,832 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 514 00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:35,402 LOOK, AFTER WE TALKED, I WENT TO 4 DIFFERENT TOY STORES 515 00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:38,805 AND TRIED TO FIND THAT EVEL KNIEVEL STUNT CYCLE 516 00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:39,839 THAT YOU WANTED SO BAD. 517 00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:40,873 YEAH, I DON'T WANT IT ANYMORE. 518 00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:42,542 I WANTED IT WHEN I WAS 11. 519 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:45,345 WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT, THEN? 520 00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:47,514 I WANT YOU TO BUTT OUT, OK? 521 00:20:47,547 --> 00:20:48,848 I MEAN, I WANT TO GIVE MY KIDS 522 00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:50,750 THE KIND OF CHRISTMAS YOU NEVER GAVE ME, 523 00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:52,719 NOT LET YOU GIVE THEM THE KIND OF CHRISTMAS 524 00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:54,020 YOU NEVER GAVE ME. OK? 525 00:20:54,053 --> 00:20:57,724 I MEAN, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR? 526 00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,526 OK. 527 00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:03,763 BUT I DID FIND SOMETHING AT THE TOY STORE. 528 00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:13,440 "TO HENRY, MERRY CHRISTMAS. 529 00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:15,342 LOVE, MOM AND DAD." 530 00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:18,378 SANTA NEVER BREAKS A PROMISE. 531 00:21:21,914 --> 00:21:25,818 OH...AND I GOT YOU ONE MORE THING. 532 00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:27,854 WHAT'S THAT, DAD? 533 00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,824 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 534 00:21:32,759 --> 00:21:34,961 I LOVE YOU, TOO, DAD. 535 00:21:49,376 --> 00:21:51,010 30-DEGREE INCLINATION... 536 00:21:51,043 --> 00:21:53,680 18-DEGREE ASCENSION... 537 00:21:53,713 --> 00:21:55,848 4 FEET RANGE... 538 00:21:55,882 --> 00:21:58,685 READY, FIRE! 539 00:21:58,718 --> 00:21:59,752 FIRE! 540 00:21:59,786 --> 00:22:01,354 WHAT?! 541 00:22:01,388 --> 00:22:02,822 RETREAT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 542 00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:04,891 I'LL TEACH YOU TO WAKE ME UP! 543 00:22:04,924 --> 00:22:07,927 RETREAT! RETREAT!